What is the most beautiful thing in the world...Freedom of Speech!
— Diogenes 323 BC

Check out our T-shirts! We have two quotes available in either Crew or V-neck.

Please Note: Our V-necks are not low-cut and are a great fit on both men and women!


Greatest Good (Crew Neck)

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"Dogs and Philosophers do the greatest good."
- Diogenes 323 B.C.

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Greatest Good (High V-neck)

"Dogs and Philosophers do the greatest good."
- Diogenes 323 B.C.

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Surprised (Crew Neck)

"I peed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?"
- Diogenes 323 B.C.

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Surprised (High V-neck)

"I peed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?"
- Diogenes 323 B.C.

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Shipping is FREE on any number of T-shirts within the United States (additional costs apply overseas).

Our T-shirts are made by CustomInk and use the American Apparel Jersey T-shirt, the triple crown of T-shirts: trendy, lightweight, and super soft. The product is 4.3 oz. 100% combed ringspun cotton. Lightweight, premium fabric and reinforced seams for durability.